Tuesday, December 11, 2007

changing lanes

Why the fuck don't people look before switching lanes? Honestly? Honestly? no seriously? What the fuck? So this idiot almost hits me because she's drifting into my lane and yeah per Dane Cook I think "Check out this mother fucker". Honk. Honk. The finger, the chin flick and the hand over the arm, roll down my window, "Watch out you stupid prick." Ahhhh now I feel better. I switch my brights on. Now everyone knows I'm coming...I'm that guy. Slowly one by one people get out of my way. (GASP) you mean I can part the red sea of traffic by merely turning my brights on, what a revolutionary idea. So thats what I'm doing until I get pulled over and hit with a 400 dollar ticket.

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